shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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