well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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