He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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