where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Just cropdusted the office
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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