hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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