Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
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