My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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