Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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