I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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