Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
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