All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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