Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I just want to make out with him forever
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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