Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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