so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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