He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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