At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Are my feet made of real feet?
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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