All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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