I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
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