i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
he fucked my hip out of place.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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