That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
She announced her abortion via fbk
He is an equal opportunity slut.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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