i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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