Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Please don't give away my fajitas
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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