I cannot find my penis.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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