who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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