her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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