Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
