The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
You can make out without kissing
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