My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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