hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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