Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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