I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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