I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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