the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
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