I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
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