therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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