doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
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