You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
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