I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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