Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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