You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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