Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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