Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
This is classic penis vs brain.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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