Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Randomize
