So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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