We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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