i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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