About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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