WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
i out mim tonsoeep
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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