Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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