I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Randomize
