I could have mohawked her pubes.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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